Fuck Everybody

Invasion of OTL Bourgogne-Franche-Comté

 * France: 173
 * Troop morale: 6
 * Military quality: 25
 * Military quantity: 30
 * Support: 30 (heavy cavalry, heavy artillery)
 * Troops: 90
 * Location: -8
 * Burgundy: 130
 * Troop morale: 6
 * Military quality: 30
 * Military quantity: 25
 * Defensive fortifications: 20
 * Support: 30 (heavy cavalry, heavy artillery)
 * Troops: 10
 * Location: 9
 * Result: The French blow the fuck out of the Burgundian defenses, eradicating them systematically and causing large casualties for the defending army.

Siege of Dijon

 * France: 203
 * Troop morale: 6
 * Military quality: 25
 * Military quantity: 30
 * Support: 30 (heavy cavalry, heavy artillery)
 * Troops: 120
 * Location: -8
 * Burgundy: 153
 * Troop morale: 10
 * Military quality: 30
 * Military quantity: 25
 * Defensive fortifications: 20
 * Support: 30 (heavy cavalry, heavy artillery)
 * Troops: 20
 * Location: 9
 * Result: Dijon is burned to the ground. France occupies the fuck out of Burgundy's capital. Get fucked, bitch.

Invasion through OTL Hauts-de-France

 * France: 163
 * Troop morale: 6
 * Military quality: 25
 * Military quantity: 30
 * Support: 30 (heavy cavalry, heavy artillery)
 * Troops: 80
 * Location: -8
 * Burgundy: 130
 * Troop morale: 6
 * Military quality: 30
 * Military quantity: 25
 * Defensive fortifications: 20
 * Support: 30 (heavy cavalry, heavy artillery)
 * Troops: 10
 * Location: 9
 * Result: France occupies most of fucking the northern region. Get raped, asshole.

Siege of OTL Lille

 * France: 213
 * Troop morale: 6
 * Military quality: 25
 * Military quantity: 30
 * Support: 30 (heavy cavalry, heavy artillery)
 * Troops: 130
 * Location: -8


 * Burgundy: 140
 * Troop morale: 6
 * Military quality: 30
 * Military quantity: 25
 * Defensive fortifications: 20
 * Support: 30 (heavy cavalry, heavy artillery)
 * Troops: 20
 * Location: 9
 * Result: Burgundy loses everything short of Belgium to the French. It will all be over soon.

Blockade of Burgundy

 * France: 2080
 * Battleships: 375
 * Cruisers: 500
 * Frigates: 750
 * Corvetters: 350
 * Gunboats: 105


 * Burgundy:
 * Battleships: TBD
 * Cruisers: TBD
 * Frigates: TBD
 * Corvetters: TBD
 * Gunboats: TBD
 * Result: Not sure about Burgundy's navy, but as I see it, this is over.

French Zulu invasion of Burgundian South Africa

 * France:
 * Burgundy:
 * Burgundy:

Information

 * War time: 1885-1889
 * CB: Aid oppressed French men, take Burgundian Cameroon
 * Needs:
 * French turns into 3rd Reich - 1872
 * Large Military
 * 2,500,000 minimum - Built up from 1880-1884
 * For Dijon: 1,200,000
 * For Belgium: 1,300,000
 * Backup Reserves
 * 1,800,000 for Iberia/Belka/Germany
 * Large Navy - 1859-1884
 * 15 Ironclads
 * 10 for France
 * 1 for SEA
 * 4 for Africa
 * 25 Cruisers
 * 18 for France
 * 5 for SEA
 * 2 for Africa
 * 50 Frigates
 * 30 for France
 * 10 for SEA
 * 10 for Africa
 * 35 Corvetters
 * 25 for France
 * 5 for SEA
 * 5 for Africa
 * 15 Gunboats
 * 10 for France
 * 2 for SEA
 * 3 for Africa
 * Build up 3 Strategic Defensive Line along Burgundian Border
 * Paris - 1878
 * Lyon - 1880
 * Avallone -1882

Turn plans

 * 1870-1874: Normal Communist rule, National French Foundation wins 1872 election
 * 1872-1876: Reforms to get rid of Communist shit.
 * 10 Ironclads, 15 cruisers, 30 frigates, 15 corvetters, 15 gunboats
 * 1876-1878: NFF wins election of 1878. Mandatory Service put in effect. Paris Strategic Defensive Line created.
 * 12 ironclads, 20 cruisers, 35 frigates, 25 corvetters, 15 gunboats
 * 800,000 soldiers
 * 1878-1882: NFF wins election of 1882. Lyon + Avallone SDL put in place.
 * 15 ironclads, 25 cruisers, 40 frigates, 30 corvetters, 15 gunboats
 * 1,500,000 training soldiers, 500,000 reserved
 * 1882-1884: Defenses put up. Military budget increased heavily. War is ready.
 * Navy is completed
 * 2,500,000 active + ready soldiers, 1,500,000 reserved
 * 1885: War is declared. Invasions of OTL Bourgogne-Franche-Comté, Siege of Dijon, Invasion of OTL Hauts-de-France, Siege of Lille
 * Entire active navy blockades Burgundy
 * All active combatants are in the field, 1,800,000 reserved wait along neighboring borders
 * 1886: Nigeria invades Cameroon, Zulu invades Burgundian South Africa, Papua + Indonesia invade Java and Malaya
 * Blockade of South Africa, Cameroon begins

Treaty

 * Hauts-de-France is ceded to France
 * Alsace Division
 * East Side given to the Rhineland
 * West Side given to France
 * Burgundian Cameroon is ceded to France
 * Burgundian Java is ceded to France
 * Burgundian Protectorateship of Malaya is given to France
 * Burgundian Champa is ceded to Belka
 * Sri Lanka is ceded to Britain
 * Liberia is ceded to Britain or Belka
 * Burgundy must reduce it's navy - Most of it is given to France / Britain
 * 2 Ironclads
 * 5 Cruisers
 * 5 Frigates
 * 10 Corvetters
 * 5 Gunboats
 * Burgundy must reduce it's military
 * 100,000 max
 * France militarily occupies Dijon for a term of 10 years, exploiting it's resources and industry
 * France militarily occupies Belgium for a term of 15 years, exploiting it's resources and industry